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relahvant:

these animals are fucking ridiculous i want 14124 of them

betterdeadthancoward:

capricorn-onthe-cob:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

The Office in real life

cute-overload:

Australian western pygmy possumhttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Australian western pygmy possum
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."

kumagawa:

how are all these celebrity nudes getting leaked but the krabby patty formula still safe

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

sp00kydarvill:

I don’t even know what to say

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

benesmauglocked:

fwips:

Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

I relate to this on a molecular level.

benesmauglocked:

fwips:

Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

I relate to this on a molecular level.